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Secretary of Education on loss of personal stats |
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Written by Wollongong
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Friday, 27 November 2009 14:51 |
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After the educational reform, several citizens discovered that all their personal stats had dissappeared. This caused quite some disturbance with many people. Today, Davz[323969] took the role of explaining the situation: Hi Everyone,
This statementis aimed to provide you with a explanation of the problems (mostly, but not exclusively, with personal stats) over the last few days. (If you haven't noticed a problem, great, but I know that many users have!)
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Movie Release Creates Chaos in Torn City |
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Written by Yomillio
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Thursday, 26 November 2009 15:04 |
Disorder and disruption was the story in Torn City after Friday’s release of the much-anticipated movie, Middle-Aged Moon.Fanatics of the ‘Dimlight’ series hit the streets late Thursday night to get the jump on other like-minded fans who wanted to catch the debut midnight showing of the second movie in the series. Middle-Aged Moon follows the first vampire-laden movie released a year ago in theaters across the country, whose namesake is used to refer to the series.
Twelve-year old girls and soccer moms alike flooded Torn’s sidewalks and theaters in their attempt to attain movie-viewing glory. This ruckus did not sit well with many Torn citizens.
One local business owner, whose name was requested be referred to simply as “Big Al”, provides his insight into the chaotic scene: “I was ‘bout ready to lay waste to the streets with all these annoying bon-bon chomping moms and their daughters running around like chickens with their heads cut off. I’ve never seen such a crowd of prude, obsessive women that compares to what I witnessed today. Next time one of those damn movies comes around, these people better not come near me. I’ll get them. I promise.”
Another Torn citizen, notable Torn Big Brother participant Sweeney_Todd [27468], reports: “Vampires can suck my chubbies.” This well sums up the attitude of most Torn residents.
When asked about what they think about the movie itself, bystander aerozol [15400] called the movie: “Sexist bullshit about a hundred year old pedophile vampire who hangs out with pre-teen girls so he can f*ck them.” Another victim of the madness, Detox- [566686] chimed in: “She's [the lead female character is] 18. I'm not familiar with… US law but that means she legal doesn't it?”
One thing is for certain – fans are not leaving the showing of Middle-Aged Moon disappointed, and this serves to further irritate Torn’s citizens as mass crowds continue to gather into the days after the debut showing. It is apparent many aficionados of the series are coming for repeat viewings, and more fans are pouring in for their first run-through.
Many residents of Torn will continue to be dismayed by the series as infidels flood their city.
Written by Yomillio [1367493] – Torn Citizen
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Last Updated on Friday, 27 November 2009 09:03 |
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Written by Wollongong
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Saturday, 21 November 2009 12:42 |
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In a totally unexpected moment of effectiveness, the Torn City Ministry of Education announced a full make-over of the education system in our city-state. The new reform, which was worked on by many civil servants but was not leaked by anyone, makes an end to the old system, which could hardly be called a system at all. Our schools no longer offer independant courses without any real connection to one another. Instead, the new Education system trains students towards a Bachelor Degree, enabling them to prove their acquired knowledge in other countries using the Bachelor-Master system as well. The system will proof to be beneficial for all students, enabling them to pursue a career in other nations as well. However, it is said that the quality of the lessons and reading material has also strongly improved, aiming at a broader effect than mere job skills. While the old goal of gaining intelligence, manual skill and Endurance are still in place, and achieved, the courses now offer more than just job skills. These benefits vary, while some courses help you increase your business skills, others help greatly in combat, increase training efficiency or even offer you new moves to help you attack someone!
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Written by Wollongong
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Thursday, 26 November 2009 07:11 |
Reform of Torn City Education System makes past achievements worthless Residents report a shocking effect of the new education system. Many who try to achieve a position find their earlier achievements to be worthless.
Jay_Z[972654] was the first to report that his personal-stats page (found under Awards-->Personal stats) was changed."Loads of mine are reset and messed up....", he said.
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FULL MOON TORN CITY ATTACK ! |
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Written by Wollongong
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Friday, 06 November 2009 11:24 |
It was a full moon night - the brightest full moon in 100 years, when a bright light engulfed Torn City headquarters the day after halloween. The light was blinding - an electromagnetic pulse that immediiately shut down every piece of electrical equipment, system and chip in Torn City, all Torn City Companies, Oil Companies and all the Factions are currently shutdown or in repairs. "I was terrified in the blackness !, " said a Torn City administrator. And so it has happened at Torn City, but who is responsible? No notes, not a single word, just the blackness suddenly covering the city. It is not known how long it will take to repair all the damage. Torn City immediately created a new position in the Army a five star general the first head of Torn City’s new Cyber Command.
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